Mini Blog#8 - Bathroom Jokes I pick up at Work
There was a little boy who got a balloon at the parade. He brought it home and was batting it around the house until he drove his mother crazy. She then told him that he was not allowed to bat the balloon around the house anymore because she feared he would break something. Shortly thereafter, the mother ran to the grocery store for some milk. The little boy stayed at home and immediately fetched his balloon and began to play with it again. He ended up getting tired of this game and the balloon drifted off and landed perfectly in the toilet.
The mother came home and as soon as she entered the garage she felt an extremely sharp pain in her lower abdomen. She ran to the bathroom and just in time she managed to slam herself onto the seat and had the most massive diarreha she had ever had. When it was all over she cleaned up and as she was about to flush she noticed that in the bowl there was a huge mass of what looked like a bubble with her intestinal malfunction matter ALL OVER IT.
She paniced and immediately called the neighbor over. This neighbor was a family practice doctor and when he arrived she led him to the bathroom to show him what had come out of her. He looked at it and scratched his chin. He asked her what all she had had to eat recently and tried to come up with some sort of diagnosis. Finally he took out a ball point pen and poked the massive object in the toilet.
It exploded sending you-know-what all over the doctor and the bathroom. The lady gasped and said “My goodness! What is it doctor?”
The doctor looked at her with a puzzled and surprised face. He said, “In all my 35 years as a doctor I have never witnessed anything like this. I believe I have just seen a fart!”
The mother came home and as soon as she entered the garage she felt an extremely sharp pain in her lower abdomen. She ran to the bathroom and just in time she managed to slam herself onto the seat and had the most massive diarreha she had ever had. When it was all over she cleaned up and as she was about to flush she noticed that in the bowl there was a huge mass of what looked like a bubble with her intestinal malfunction matter ALL OVER IT.
She paniced and immediately called the neighbor over. This neighbor was a family practice doctor and when he arrived she led him to the bathroom to show him what had come out of her. He looked at it and scratched his chin. He asked her what all she had had to eat recently and tried to come up with some sort of diagnosis. Finally he took out a ball point pen and poked the massive object in the toilet.
It exploded sending you-know-what all over the doctor and the bathroom. The lady gasped and said “My goodness! What is it doctor?”
The doctor looked at her with a puzzled and surprised face. He said, “In all my 35 years as a doctor I have never witnessed anything like this. I believe I have just seen a fart!”
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